So, we got another cat.

We didn't exactly choose to. This cat's been coming into our house and acting like our pet out of nowhere lately. It's pretty groomed-looking, so it's obviously not a stray, but we have no idea where it came from. We're pretty sure it's a he.

He has silver and black fur and green eyes, just like SOMEONE ELSE YOU KNOW... :coughcough: But I don't wanna name him Kadaj since a) I'm already Kadaj and b) then I'd be copying *Phantom-Chick, and that would just be lame. I suggested we name him Kaiba but my mom and sister are JERKFACE ANIME HATERS who would rather name him after the 9/11 guy than an anime character. I am not letting this cat get a totally fail name like all the other cats we've had!

Whatever. Stolen ~gurimujo meme time nao.

10 Things I Wish I Could Say To People:

1. You're a bitch.
2. You're an asshole.
3. You're a dick.
4. You're a whore.
5. You're a retard.
6. You're a douchebag.
7. You're a poser.
8. You're awesome, actually. I wanna have your babies.
9. PAY ATTENTION TO ME.
10. Fucking be your own person instead of a clone of what you see in the magazines and on TV.

Nine things about myself:

1. I hate sitting through movies, except when they're pretty damn good (i.e. Advent Children).
2. I obsess over anime. A lot. This doesn't make me a weeaboo.
3. I will severly fuck up anyone who talks shit about Sephiroth. YOU SPEAK BLASPHEMY.
4. I don't like certain foods. Like eggs. And most vegetables. And coffee and tea. And nuts. OH GOD I HATE NUTS. NUTS SUCK.
5. I HAET MY MEDS BECAUSE THEY DRIVE MY STOMACH INSANE
6. I'M HUNGRY DAMMIT, WHERE IS FUDZ
7. Conformists suck
8. ????
9. PROFIT!!!

Eight ways to win my heart:

1.) CARD GAMES.
2.) Have a fucking sense of humor. Don't take everything I say so damn seriously.
3.) Don't talk about how hot other plastic chicks who look nothing like me are. Really, what does that accomplish?
4.) PAY ATTENTION TO ME.
5.) Hook up with other guys for fun. Everyone loves yaoi fanserivce.
6.) Don't be immature and make constant fart jokes and the like. It just makes me think you're mentally 12 and therefore so not ready for a girlfriend. (inb4 I'M 12 AND WHAT IS THIS)
7.) Don't be a stoner. DRUGS ARE BAD, M'KAY?
8.) Card games.

Seven things that cross my mind a lot:

1. Seto Kaiba. And in the past week or whatever, Jack Atlus as well, but mostly Seto Kaiba.
2. How much I hate my life and/or the stupid preppy bitches at my school.
3. How fucking psyched I am for (insert upcoming anime convention here)
4. 4chan memes.
5. College.
6. How much I should really start drawing again.
7. YOUR MOM.

Six things I do before I fall asleep:

1. Try to get in like 2 more hours of random computer shit. Lately this usually means watching another few episodes of Yugioh 5D's.
2. Argue with my mom.
3. Eat something. Not this frozen turkey dinner, though. It's fucking gross.
4. Shower... SOMETIMES.
5. Think about Seto Kaiba.
6. YOUR MOM.

Five places I want to visit:

1. Japan.
2. More different Japan.
3. I don't know if it's because I watch Yugioh too much or because it would actually be really cool, but the pyramids and all that other Egyptian shit.
4. Otakon.
5. YOUR MOM.

Four things I'm wearing right now:

1. Tinkerbell PJ pants.
2. Amherst Community Band T-shirt from when I actually did that shit.
3. Pantiez.
4. YOUR MOM.

Three bands that I listen to often:

1. Angelspit
2. Anime stuff
3. Not much else, actually... Korn maybe? FUCK IDK MY BFF JILL

Two things I want to do before I die:

1. Marry Seto Kaiba
2. Have 400 babies

One confession:
I really am in love with Seto Kaiba and want to be with him forever.