You know you're obsessed when...
1. You have the basic information about each Arrancar memorized.
2. You have the advanced information about each Arrancar memorized.
3. You make your friends and family memorize this information as well, even if they don't read/watch Bleach.
4. You have preferences for the spelling of certain Arrancar's names, i.e. Nnoitra vs. Noitora, Szayel Aporro vs. Zaeraporro, Ilforte vs. Ylfordt, etc.
5. You will fight to the death to defend these preferences.
6. You're dying to find out what Ulquiorra's release is.
7. You have an Arrancar OC of yourself.
8. You try to give yourself a Hollow hole and somehow manage not to kill yourself in the process.
9. You're convinced that Halibel is a lesbian because she has all the sexy Arrancar guys right there with her and won't even look at them.
10. You cosplay an Arrancar character.
11. You've watched the Panthera Grimmjow vs. Vizard Ichigo fight scene at least 100 times, set to at least 100 songs.
12. You find you don't really care about the non-Arrancar characters anymore.
13. On Facebook, your religious beliefs are described as "Aizenism"
14. Your favorite Arrancar's number has a special significance to you.
15. You want to go to Hueco Mundo when you die.
16. You want to go to Hueco Mundo BEFORE you die.
17. You get into a serious argument over whether to refer to him as Szayel, or Szayel Aporro.
18. You refer to anything you dislike as trash.
19. You have most (if not all!) of the "Arrancar Encyclopedia" segments on your iPod/PSP.
20. You have all of the Bleach Beat Collection: Third Session songs on your iPod, even those goddamn annoying ones for Nel Tu.
21. You tell others not to bother watching up to episode 112.
22. You can spell Aaroniero's full name correctly.
23. You got mad at episode 136 for making Ulquiorra look weak.
24. You're thankful for episode 137 showing that that wasn't really Ulquiorra.
25. You have no shortage of spoon jokes.
26. You think "Grimmjow Can't Speak Japanese" is the single funniest video on the whole of Youtube.
27. You cast the Arrancar characters in another one of your favorite animes.
28. ...scratch that, you don't HAVE any other favorite animes.
29. You think Wonderweiss is profoundly autistic.
30. You accidentally a whole chapter.
31. You're far more open to transsexuality than the average person, but you don't know any transsexuals in real life.
32. You suspect Grimmjow of being a furry.
33. Your new middle name is Aporro.
34. You can only get off to Arrancar hentai.
35. You come up with an Arrancar-related mnemonic device to help you remember something for school. (i.e. Nitrogen = 5 valence electrons, Nnoitra = 5th Espada)
36. In at least one of your Deviantart journal entries, you've put "My fraccion" under "Eating"
37. You're telling a friend about something cool you saw and try to pull out your left eye to show it to them, momentarily forgetting that you're not Ulquiorra.
38. You get mad when you realize that you're not Ulquiorra.
39. You think they are all cooler than... CHUCK NORRIS.
40. You find yourself having to extensively explain a lot of what you say to your family members and close friends who don't watch Bleach.
41. You dream of someday cosplaying release Szayel (Fornicarias).
42. You know that Fornicarias means "to fornicate" for a reason. =P
43. Your peers know you as "that obsessed Arrancar fan"
44. You would save Lilinette from Pedobear.
45. You think Stark could possibly be the love child of Pedobear and Shikamaru from Naruto.
46. You make a fake Myspace or Facebook page as your favorite Arrancar.
47. You use your favorite Arrancar's last name instead of your own on Facebook.
48. You get REALLY offended when people compare them to the Akatsuki.
49. Instead of Spiderman and Batman, or random "tough guys" from your school, you ask people whether they think Grimmjow or Ulquiorra would win in a fight.
50. You get your favorite Arrancar's number tattooed in the exact same spot where they have theirs.
51. At first you thought Nnoitra was scary-looking, then you thought he was an asshole, now you think he's totally badass and kinda hot.
52. You think the Vizards are the real bad guys.
53. You get mad seeing Szayel made out to be totally flaming.
54. ...but that doesn't mean you don't think he looks good in a dress.
55. You no longer think science nerds are weird and gross.
56. You get into a fight and try to stab your rival in the chest with your hand, again forgetting that you're not Ulquiorra.
57. Your life's goal is bodily regeneration.
58. You find yourself strangely attracted to short emo guys with pale skin and weird eyebrows.
59. You make a list of ways to tell if you're obsessed with the Arrancar.
60. You send it to all your Arrancar-obsessed friends.













Comments
Jefa-fa Dun-ham is amazing! XD
Oh yeah, i'm most of these too!! lol
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"So what if I think too much or if I over analyze things. So what if I can't eat or sleep... At least you'll know why... You're always on my mind."
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Sassy
That's a lot longer than I spend on most of my drawings though!
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Bet you're dying to watch.
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I am in love with Seto Kaiba.
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Sassy
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Yaoi plz
The following stament is true
The privious statment is false
Buono tomato, buono! Tomato
buono buono, ooh! Tomato!
Ci vediamo! Ah, Romano!
I'm South Italy!
-Delicious Tomato song by South Italy
As for #50, i would get an "8" tattoo....but i dunno where Szayel's is. Do you know?
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Panda-pon rides the Shinigami Express! Yeah, that's right!!!
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I'm only as strong as the coffee I drink, and the hairspray I use.
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Religion: it's my favorite disease.
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Bet you're dying to watch.
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I am in love with Seto Kaiba.
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Being a Manga Artist is my dream... And I'll reach towars the sky. Because The sky is the limit!!
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"If you support Ulquiorra's return, put this phrase in your signature."
Sucks for Nnoitra fans that you can't tattoo your tongue...
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Bet you're dying to watch.
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I am in love with Seto Kaiba.
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